Happy New Year 2011

I received below SMS with New Year Greetings. Recognising the ingenuity of SMS writers, I reproduce verbatim that SMS here.

Jab Musharraf Pakistan se bhaag sakta hai

Zardari President ban sakta hai,

Peshawar mein ek din pehle chaand dikh sakta hai,

Newzealand Bangladesh se haar sakta hai,

Pappu paas ho sakta hai,

Munni badnam ho sakti hai,

Sheila jawan ho sakti hai,

2 nain mast ho sakte hain,

Pyaaz 80 rupaye kilo ho sakti hai,

To phir….

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Main 3 din baad New Year Wish nahin kar sakta kya?

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!